{"id":2110,"date":"2016-04-04T21:26:42","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T01:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2025-06-05T01:45:39","modified_gmt":"2025-06-05T05:45:39","slug":"lisa-a-lecole-ecritures-imitations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/?p=2110","title":{"rendered":"Lisa \u00e0 l’\u00e9cole : \u00e9critures & imitations"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lisa, 8 ans 1\/2<\/p>\n

D\u00e9couvrez<\/p>\n

– sa ma\u00eetrise de l’\u00e9criture pour manipuler ses parents avec des requ\u00eates auxquelles il est impossible de dire non<\/p>\n

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– ses po\u00e8mes lyriques<\/p>\n

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– ses textes argumentatifs (franchement, apr\u00e8s avoir lu son texte sur la n\u00e9cessit\u00e9 d’avoir des ascenseurs \u00e0 l’\u00e9cole, je ne vois pas pourquoi toutes les \u00e9coles ne s’\u00e9quipent pas \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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– ses imitations hilarantes de sa prof de sciences! (je traduis en dessous de la vid\u00e9o, car avec son pur accent am\u00e9ricain, pas facile de comprendre :-))<\/p>\n

La prof : “Try to investigate an apple” – Lisa : “we know what an apple is, ok?” – La prof : “oooh there is a black spot here, what is it? ” – Lisa : “it’s rotten (c’est pourri). That’s my all experience, you see? Miss Aponte, it’s just a rotten apple, you’re looking at a piece of rotten apple, not a black spot!”.<\/p>\n

Tout \u00e7a en anglais, mais c’est promis, la prochaine fois, on lui demande de faire une version fran\u00e7aise!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lisa, 8 ans 1\/2 D\u00e9couvrez – sa ma\u00eetrise de l’\u00e9criture pour manipuler ses parents avec des requ\u00eates auxquelles il est impossible de dire non – ses po\u00e8mes lyriques – ses textes argumentatifs (franchement, apr\u00e8s avoir lu son texte sur la n\u00e9cessit\u00e9 d’avoir des ascenseurs \u00e0 l’\u00e9cole, je ne vois pas pourquoi toutes les \u00e9coles ne […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-photo-de-la-semaine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2757,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/2757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.cinephys.com\/adgali\/thenews\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}